you stay as close to the nearest body of water as possible.
you grin and bear it when you sit down on your leather car seats.
you select your attire according to "what will cling to a sweaty back the least".
producing waste via bottled water is not not an option.
you eat tex-mex food for one or more meals per day.
sno cones are part of a balanced diet.
but mostly when in texas, life is a little more complete cause we're with the ones we love.